plz talk dirty to me
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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