he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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