so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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