you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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