She is in my trunk
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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