i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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