Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Everything about him screamed your future.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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