Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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