Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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