she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just want nice things and good sex
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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