I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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