Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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