when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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