If i come over, it means nothing
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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