I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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