how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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