normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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