I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
farters have to be the big spoon...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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