Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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