i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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