Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Holy sore nipples Batman
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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