I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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