"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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