It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Randomize
