So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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