well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
