Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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