just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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