You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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