Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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