As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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