it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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