So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If its not for food we ain't going out.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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