What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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