I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I am available for nakedness
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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