Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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