I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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