Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
that's an acceptable place to lick
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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