This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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