We won't sleep together?
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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