Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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