question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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