i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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