Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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