ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This house was built for laser tag.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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