let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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