Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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