i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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