Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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