I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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