Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
